The Dominion of Unheavenly Creatures is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 3.167 billion Unheavenly Creaturesians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Unheavenly Creaturesian economy, worth 80.0 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,269 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unheavenly Creatures's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unheavenly Creatures is ranked 234,971^st in the world and 6,419^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.82 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.